United Kingdom Encourages Same Sex Adoption

by Steven Lane | Mar 17th, 2016

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United Kingdom Encourages Same Sex Adoption

About a month back, a representative of the Slimbridge Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust, in Gloucestershire, England, made a startling announcement. Management there admitted to the press that they had duped two unsuspecting gay pink flamingos into fatherhood.

The couple, Carlos and Fernando, who have been clacking beaks for over six years now, have a history of desperate attempts at fostering chicks. Unable to lay their own potential omelets, the same sex pair has been known to muscle prospective parents, and legitimate egg owners, right off the nest so they could raise the fledgling flamingos by themselves. A WWT spokesman, Nigel Jarrett, said: "They have been known to fight the heterosexual birds and steal their eggs. There is usually a 'handbags-at-10-yards' moment where they scrap with the other couple before stealing the egg."

When a nest, complete with "Huevo de Flamingo", was found deserted and left to the elements, the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust management team quickly put it's dastardly, deceitful, plan of deception into action. The unhatched egg was rushed to an incubator where it was warmed and scrutinized carefully by staff. Soon after, a healthy chick was hatched. Unknown to the flamboyant flamingos, a decision had been made that forever would change their lives.

WWT spokeswoman, Jane Waghorn said, "They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them, so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents." Fearing that simply putting the newborn chick in Carlos and Fernando's nest might be met with disbelief and a lack of "bonding" between the boys and their new charge, a strategy of sneakiness was devised.

While the male flamingo's were vacant from their "nest", (Possibly out strutting their stuff in the "elaborate courtship dance" they performed twice a year.), management repacked the new kid in an old eggshell. Taped together like mom's favorite Norman Rockwell decorator plate, the "package" was slipped into the unsuspecting dynamic duo's abode.

The pair returned and very quickly were seen "talking" to the chick inside the egg. A short time later it popped out of the shell once again, only to be met by it's new surprised and elated foster parents. The deception complete, Mr Jarrett reports, "They are very good parents and behave just as the heterosexual birds do when rearing their young."

Are Pink Flamingos the only animals to have come "out" so publicly? Not so, according to Richard Savill, in his article, "Gay flamingos are both family men." ...."As well as male flamingos that mate, their are male ostriches that only court their own gender. Film-makers recently caught female macaque monkeys engaged in intimate acts. Male penguins have been know to pair up, while ignoring potential female mates."

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